Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Bullet to the Head - 2012


I am in the process of watching Bullet to the Head 2012. Why do I ad the 2012? Well Im making sure you dont confuse this POS with the John Woo classic of the same name from 1990.

I like Stallone alot but wow this is not a good movie!

Friday, May 24, 2013

Wassup Rockers

 repost - originally from 2010

2005 movie from Larry Clark the maker of "Kids".

Its about some Latino skater kids in from the Bronx and their life over a couple of days.

there's a couple of things about this movie that I find kinda strange:
- why do so many people die in this movie
- the second half of this pic is basically "The Warriors" for the new millennium.
- whats Larry Clark's connection to skateboarding? I tried to google some info about it but couldn't find anything.

I like every movie Ive seen of Larry Clark's and this is no exception.

4 outa 5

Bodyguard - A New Beginning

repost - originally from 2010
Do not watch this movie.

seriously don't do it....I am actually watching it right now and I don't know why. Even the fight scenes are terrible. and the music it so ott.....the whole thing has been drowning in a overbearing score.

Iron Man

Another of my old reviews, originally from 2008

Thought I'd kick off my reviews blog with what I think is the coolest movie of 2008...Iron Man.

So here's the thing: I like comics but don't think much of super hero movies. There are a few exceptions to that rule, namely: Batman Begins, the Crow, Blade (don't mention the sequels) and I actually really liked Electra (I know I'm gonna get flamed for that one).


I wasn't expecting great things from Iron Man.
Here's why: Jon Favreau is a great director but how cheesy would a swingers style superhero movie be? and Robert Downey Jr is a great actor but Stark is meant to be a super brain hard ass, I actually thought Robert would be too cool for the role.

Step Brothers

So as you can see from the image above I originally posted this way back in 2008. Ive decided to re-start my blog of eternal stench blog and am going to start by re-posting my reviews from yesteryear. So without further ado, My review of Step Brothers:

I love Will Farrell but his last few movies have left me more than a little concerned that he may have run his comedic race already.
One of those movies that earned a fail also started John C. Reilly so as you can imagine I didn't have high hopes for Step Brothers staring both actors.

Yay I was wrong again! so so very wrong.
I laughed hard right from the very first scene till the extra bits in the credits!