Dark Skies Movie Review

I have an interesting story about scary movies, it goes a little something like this:
I didnt watch many movies or even TV for that matter when I was a child, infact I was well into my teens before I started to really get into movies and going to the cinema.
As a result I had never seen a scary movie in the 80s and as they went out of fashion till Scream was released I had made it to my young adult life having never seen even the slightest scary movie...let alone a full on Horror.
This left me very easy to spook and without a word of a lie I actually had to walk out of Scream twice in the same screening.

Fast and Furious 5 Review. Aka: why did you suck so bad?

Re-post from May 2011. I wanted to post this here again before I did a review for the new movie.
Let me say this right of the bat: I’m a big fan of both the fast and furious franchise and Vin Diesel in general.

Having said that I thought the latest offering from the F&F team was super wack!

So why was it so bad?.....well it actually wasn’t.

Bullet to the Head - 2012

I am in the process of watching Bullet to the Head 2012. Why do I ad the 2012? Well Im making sure you dont confuse this POS with the John Woo classic of the same name from 1990.

I like Stallone alot but wow this is not a good movie!

Wassup Rockers

 

 repost - originally from 2010

2005 movie from Larry Clark the maker of "Kids".

Its about some Latino skater kids in from the Bronx and their life over a couple of days.

there's a couple of things about this movie that I find kinda strange:
- why do so many people die in this movie
- the second half of this pic is basically "The Warriors" for the new millennium.
- whats Larry Clark's connection to skateboarding? I tried to google some info about it but couldn't find anything.

I like every movie Ive seen of Larry Clark's and this is no exception.

4 outa 5

Bodyguard - A New Beginning

 

repost - originally from 2010

Do not watch this movie.

seriously don't do it....I am actually watching it right now and I don't know why. Even the fight scenes are terrible. and the music it so ott.....the whole thing has been drowning in a overbearing score.

Iron Man

Another of my old reviews, originally from 2008

Thought I'd kick off my reviews blog with what I think is the coolest movie of 2008...Iron Man.

So here's the thing: I like comics but don't think much of super hero movies. There are a few exceptions to that rule, namely: Batman Begins, the Crow, Blade (don't mention the sequels) and I actually really liked Electra (I know I'm gonna get flamed for that one).


I wasn't expecting great things from Iron Man.
Here's why: Jon Favreau is a great director but how cheesy would a swingers style superhero movie be? and Robert Downey Jr is a great actor but Stark is meant to be a super brain hard ass, I actually thought Robert would be too cool for the role.

Step Brothers

 

So as you can see from the image above I originally posted this way back in 2008. Ive decided to re-start my blog of eternal stench blog and am going to start by re-posting my reviews from yesteryear. So without further ado, My review of Step Brothers:

I love Will Farrell but his last few movies have left me more than a little concerned that he may have run his comedic race already.

One of those movies that earned a fail also started John C. Reilly so as you can imagine I didn't have high hopes for Step Brothers staring both actors.

Yay I was wrong again! so so very wrong.
I laughed hard right from the very first scene till the extra bits in the credits!