Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Bullet to the Head - 2012


I am in the process of watching Bullet to the Head 2012. Why do I ad the 2012? Well Im making sure you dont confuse this POS with the John Woo classic of the same name from 1990.

I like Stallone alot but wow this is not a good movie!


As a rule Im not a fan of the first-person narrative in movies. To me its almost always just a super lazy way to fill in gaping holes in the story line or super condescending in its assumption that we, as the viewers, cant figure out whats going on. So the fact that right from the beginning the movie is full of it is a very bad start.....a start that unfortunately does not get any better.

How do movies like this get made? How do names like Stallone and Christian Slater get caught up in these travesties?

I am watching this whole movie for you. So you never have to.

PLEASE dont see this movie.....unless you have a friend in it or something cool like that....even then its a close call.

2 outa 5 stars.....and thats being kind.

EDIT: Nope I couldnt even finish it...sorry I really tried.


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